Thursday, April 1, 2010
It's Raining Skanks!
Well, it's been about a week since I declared 2010 "The Year of the Skank". It continues to rain skanks with no relief in sight. This last week brought a downpour of skanks. Tiger Woods is apparently up to fifteen, and is expected to go higher. It has gotten to the point of where I think someone should consider printing a program like the ones you get at baseball games so we can keep up. I mean: "Who is on first?"
O.K., the first skank in this current avalanche of skanks is Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods' #1. You may have noticed she has been suspiciously quiet. While Michelle "Bombshell" McGhee bites, claws and whores her way through her fifteen minutes of fame, Ms. Uchitel remains as silent as the sphinx. "Bombshell", or "BS" as I like to think of her, blabbed it all for a mere $30,000. Chump change compared to Uchitel's cool ten million in hush money. As skanks come out of the woodwork and onto the pages of "Vanity Fair", Uchitel rides atop the earnings heap like Daddy Warbucks looking for a lap dance on a Saturday night. Just goes to show you talk is cheap and silence is golden.
The list of dubious occupations continues to amuse and amaze, in case you are wondering what these women put down on their tax statements. BS now wants to be referred to as a "tattoo model". (Human billboard would be more like it, but I am not even sure she IS human.) Of course there is the usual smattering of models, escorts and actresses, an occasional student or two. One skank was described as a "professional party girl". Hm, I guess I missed that option on career day in high school.